News reports disparage a Florida man who is claiming that he should be allowed to marry his Apple computer.
The claimant, Chris Sevier filed his complaint in the court hearing same-sex marriage arguments. According to him,
Recently, I purchased an Apple computer. The computer was sold to me without filters to block out pornography. I was not provided with any warning by Apple that pornography was highly addictive and could alter my reward cycle by the manufacturer. Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women. Naturally, I 'fell in love' with my computer...
Sevier claims that government protection should be extended to "other minority sexual orientation groups" as with homosexual. He equates his thought process to gay couples having "the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts."
Considered in the context of other rationales being argued to justify homosexual "marriage", such insanity makes perfect sense.
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